I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked awful, but I always look awful in the mirror. I keep myself going with the firm belief that my real face i…

- George Alec Effinger

Premature burial works just fine as a cure for adolescence.

- George Alec Effinger

Various Horsemen are abroad, doing their various Apocalyptic things.

- George Alec Effinger

I figured if Allah had wanted us up that early, He wouldn't have invented noon.

- George Alec Effinger