The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.
If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great. - Eric Andre
If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.
- Eric Andre
I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is. - Eric Andre
I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.
Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and s… - Eric Andre
Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and s…
I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body. - Eric Andre
I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.
I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about. - Eric Andre
I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.
I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me. - Eric Andre
I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.
Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end? - Eric Andre
Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?
Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible. - Eric Andre
Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.
Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the sketch goes on for five m… - Eric Andre
Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the sketch goes on for five m…
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