Once he became president, George [H.] Bush revealed a vein of Styrofoam and no matter how deep he tried to go, he always ended up bobbing on the surface. His inaugural speech was like being present at the death of language.
Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.' - Kate Clinton
Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'
- Kate Clinton
Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren'… - Kate Clinton
Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren'…
[On Nancy Reagan:] At one photo op press conference, she toured a crack house and decried how awful it was, yet one suspected that for our Drug Czari… - Kate Clinton
[On Nancy Reagan:] At one photo op press conference, she toured a crack house and decried how awful it was, yet one suspected that for our Drug Czari…
Whenever a woman describes herself as a 'post-feminist' I picture women lashed to posts. Joan of Arc was an early post-feminist. - Kate Clinton
Whenever a woman describes herself as a 'post-feminist' I picture women lashed to posts. Joan of Arc was an early post-feminist.
Laughter takes the tyranny of the lies we are told and told and told and it blows them apart. - Kate Clinton
Laughter takes the tyranny of the lies we are told and told and told and it blows them apart.
[On being lesbian:] One pointer: don't come out to your dad in a moving vehicle. - Kate Clinton
[On being lesbian:] One pointer: don't come out to your dad in a moving vehicle.
Gays have always been in the military. Alexander the Great was originally Alexander the Fabulous. A gay man invented C-rations. He claims he could ne… - Kate Clinton
Gays have always been in the military. Alexander the Great was originally Alexander the Fabulous. A gay man invented C-rations. He claims he could ne…
I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material. - Kate Clinton
I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.
Of all sports, football seems to be the most sanctioned homosocial opportunity for straight men to be with each other, pat butts, struggle, strive, a… - Kate Clinton
Of all sports, football seems to be the most sanctioned homosocial opportunity for straight men to be with each other, pat butts, struggle, strive, a…
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