I was pretty much a homebody; didn't really go to school dances, never went to a prom. I was a bit of a loner, a geek.

- Michael Rosenbaum

I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger.

- Michael Rosenbaum

Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one.

- Michael Rosenbaum

With all the horror in the world and all the crap that`s going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That`s…

- Michael Rosenbaum

I like girls who don't mind that I hang out with my friends.

- Michael Rosenbaum

Being in drag for three months - I now have an idea of what women go through. At least maybe a little.

- Michael Rosenbaum

Theres so much to becoming a woman.

- Michael Rosenbaum

I said, 'Ooh, Dad, I want the yellow ones.' He said, 'Where?' I said, 'Right there, Dad. I want the yellow ones.' Everybody goes, 'Those are green'. …

- Michael Rosenbaum

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.

- Michael Rosenbaum