Why do we 'drive' on a 'parkway' but 'park' at a 'strip club'?

- Megan Amram

This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.

- Megan Amram

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them

- Megan Amram