My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.
I've frequently been asked over the years who Lily Savage was based on and I've always answered that it was no one in particular and she was just a f… - Paul O'Grady
I've frequently been asked over the years who Lily Savage was based on and I've always answered that it was no one in particular and she was just a f…
- Paul O'Grady
It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken. - Paul O'Grady
It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.
Times are hard and friends are few - Paul O'Grady
Times are hard and friends are few
If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya. - Paul O'Grady
If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.
I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we'd hu… - Paul O'Grady
I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we'd hu…
I don't want to sound like Catherine Cookson but I've worked since I was eight, with a paper round and in a fruit and veg shop. Taking a pay cut won'… - Paul O'Grady
I don't want to sound like Catherine Cookson but I've worked since I was eight, with a paper round and in a fruit and veg shop. Taking a pay cut won'…
I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working. - Paul O'Grady
I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working.
I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show. - Paul O'Grady
I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.
Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he? - Paul O'Grady
Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?
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