I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

- Harland Williams

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the wor…

- Harland Williams

I love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or rid…

- Harland Williams

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

- Harland Williams

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

- Harland Williams

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. So, I don't go out there [thinking], "Oh, I want to make this a…

- Harland Williams

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

- Harland Williams

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazi…

- Harland Williams

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

- Harland Williams