I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.
If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for b… - Carlos Mencia
If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for b…
- Carlos Mencia
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay. - Carlos Mencia
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba. - Carlos Mencia
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.
When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping. - Carlos Mencia
When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.
Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilario… - Carlos Mencia
Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilario…
America is such a great country, we have fat poor people. - Carlos Mencia
America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.
If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby. - Carlos Mencia
If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called … - Carlos Mencia
When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called …
I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim. - Carlos Mencia
I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.
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