Professionalism in tennis ... only resulted in making billionaires out of rude children, producing an onslaught of moody defectors, and a lot of guys with hair that looks as if bats slept in it... Meanwhile, my head swims with the thought that I have watched tennis progress from Don Budge and Alice Marble to Farrah Fawcett becoming John McEnroe's mother-in-law.
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting. - Dan Jenkins
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
- Dan Jenkins
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. - Dan Jenkins
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.
Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuf… - Dan Jenkins
Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuf…
I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours, four at most. Anything longer than that is… - Dan Jenkins
I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours, four at most. Anything longer than that is…
Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it. - Dan Jenkins
Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.
The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all of them different… - Dan Jenkins
The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all of them different…
Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage. - Dan Jenkins
Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage.
The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow. - Dan Jenkins
The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section. - Dan Jenkins
Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section.
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