The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having.
Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary. - Dov Davidoff
Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.
- Dov Davidoff
Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer. - Dov Davidoff
Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.
I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend. - Dov Davidoff
I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world. - Dov Davidoff
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness. - Dov Davidoff
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron. - Dov Davidoff
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie. - Dov Davidoff
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded. - Dov Davidoff
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'. - Dov Davidoff
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
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