I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

- Frank Caliendo

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

- Frank Caliendo

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

- Frank Caliendo

When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't…

- Frank Caliendo

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

- Frank Caliendo

It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of…

- Frank Caliendo

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

- Frank Caliendo

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

- Frank Caliendo

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

- Frank Caliendo