It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; and one can imagine that Blair, twice victor abroad but enmired at home, is similarly seduced by foreign politeness. They say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in Watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.
I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs? - Boris Johnson
I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
- Boris Johnson
If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed t… - Boris Johnson
If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed t…
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3. - Boris Johnson
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar. - Boris Johnson
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump. - Boris Johnson
The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.
It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them. - Boris Johnson
It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.
My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. - Boris Johnson
My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale. - Boris Johnson
The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better. - Boris Johnson
My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.
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