I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. - Don Adams
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
- Don Adams
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion. - Don Adams
I like getting married, but I don't like being married. - Don Adams
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. - Don Adams
Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.
I remember that the priest finally said to me, 'You wouldn't like to have a religion that makes things easy for you.' Now I know that both faith and … - Don Adams
I remember that the priest finally said to me, 'You wouldn't like to have a religion that makes things easy for you.' Now I know that both faith and …
It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it. - Don Adams
It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.
I am very excited to be the head women's basketball coach at Beloit College, ... This is a great opportunity for me. I am looking forward to putting … - Don Adams
I am very excited to be the head women's basketball coach at Beloit College, ... This is a great opportunity for me. I am looking forward to putting …
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until… - Don Adams
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until…
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental. - Don Adams
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
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