Do you wanna see something swell?

- Jon Lovitz

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

- Jon Lovitz

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

- Jon Lovitz

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

- Jon Lovitz

It's rare when you're actually making a movie and it feels like you're watching a movie in the theater. You feel like a surfer in a wave, catching th…

- Jon Lovitz

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

- Jon Lovitz

You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the…

- Jon Lovitz

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

- Jon Lovitz

If you build it, nerds will come.

- Jon Lovitz