I didn't have any real art training, but when I was about twelve nad thirteen, another boy and I went to a sign painter's house every Friday night an…

- Rube Goldberg

No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

- Rube Goldberg

It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.

- Rube Goldberg

Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lu…

- Rube Goldberg

I wonder how anybody can think his personality changes with his success. I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm just the same person as …

- Rube Goldberg

And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine.

- Rube Goldberg

And uh, I'm glad that I still have my hands and my eyes to work with.

- Rube Goldberg

I didn't write because in the corps I took mining engineering of all things and, you know, they, they graduate a mining engineer as a sort of an illi…

- Rube Goldberg

When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights.

- Rube Goldberg