Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds of things, but the other place is supposed to keep quiet. But maybe our lower colons have something interesting to say. Maybe we should listen to them. Farts are human, more human than a lot of people I know. I think we should bring them out of the water closet and into the parlor.

Mel Brooks's Popular Quotes

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!

- Mel Brooks

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

- Mel Brooks

Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you.

- Mel Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

- Mel Brooks

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

- Mel Brooks

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

- Mel Brooks

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

- Mel Brooks

You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.

- Mel Brooks

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

- Mel Brooks