Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)
I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of u… - Yahtzee Croshaw
I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of u…
- Yahtzee Croshaw
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits. - Yahtzee Croshaw
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away) - Yahtzee Croshaw
So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he f… - Yahtzee Croshaw
So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he f…
Well we've left behind the 200X's, and we move onto the 20XX's. Maybe that will finally make us feel like we're living in the future, rather than a m… - Yahtzee Croshaw
Well we've left behind the 200X's, and we move onto the 20XX's. Maybe that will finally make us feel like we're living in the future, rather than a m…
If you ask me, the hypothetical zenith of gaming technology is direct neural interface - no body to hamper you and your brain is in whatever you want… - Yahtzee Croshaw
If you ask me, the hypothetical zenith of gaming technology is direct neural interface - no body to hamper you and your brain is in whatever you want…
He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither. - Yahtzee Croshaw
He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.
For me, Modern Warfare 3 's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously. Now, I've nev… - Yahtzee Croshaw
For me, Modern Warfare 3 's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously. Now, I've nev…
The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't - Yahtzee Croshaw
The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't
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