The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're a compulsive overeater, you don't just eat when things are bad. You eat when you feel anything.
By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Do… - Jeff Garlin
By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Do…
- Jeff Garlin
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny… - Jeff Garlin
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny…
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings. - Jeff Garlin
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. - Jeff Garlin
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip. - Jeff Garlin
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.
I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit. - Jeff Garlin
I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.
The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're a compulsi… - Jeff Garlin
The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're a compulsi…
The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot. - Jeff Garlin
The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.
If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac. - Jeff Garlin
If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.
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