The reality of what we really are is often times found in the small snips, way down at the bottom of things.

- Jean Shepherd

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

- Jean Shepherd

Being a White Sox fan meant measuring victory in terms of defeat. A 6-5 defeat was a good day. A big rally was Wally Moses doubling down the right- f…

- Jean Shepherd

I had been an eyewitness to a truly historic moment in American pop culture.

- Jean Shepherd

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

- Jean Shepherd

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

- Jean Shepherd

Manhattan cabs are born old.

- Jean Shepherd

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves.…

- Jean Shepherd

In all my years of New York cab riding I have yet to find the colorful, philosophical cabdriver that keeps popping up on the late movies.

- Jean Shepherd