No one trusts me any more. I spent half the movie Maigret (1988) (TV) arguing with people and I was accused of causing big on-set rows. But what they…

- Richard Harris

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

- Richard Harris

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh,…

- Richard Harris

I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

- Richard Harris

One problem is that we are heavily dependent upon fossil fuels. And that's where the greenhouse gases come from, by and large, some deforestation, as…

- Richard Harris

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon …

- Richard Harris

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

- Richard Harris

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

- Richard Harris

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

- Richard Harris