I really feel like I haven't had a job. Playing [baseball] and then doing television. I watched my mom clean houses and stuff, so that's work.

- Harold Reynolds

I don't understand. All of a sudden, it's not just BA and Runs Scored, it's OBA. And what is with O-P-S?

- Harold Reynolds

When you're hot, it's fair, when you're not, it's foul.

- Harold Reynolds