Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

Amy Sedaris's Popular Quotes

I like to be the one in charge of everything.

- Amy Sedaris

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

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Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one…

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Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

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Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which th…

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If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.

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I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

- Amy Sedaris