Some people are sass monsters on twitter. Like honey, you need to chill.

- Ashton Irwin

Remember kids: Don't get emotionally attached to a band. You'll get pregnant and die.

- Ashton Irwin

If things are going bad and life is tough, hang in there. Ride it out. Come out on top.

- Ashton Irwin

I'm not dating anyone. I don't even know where I am half of the time.

- Ashton Irwin

I also dress up as a sexy fairy.

- Ashton Irwin

I can't really explain what it's like to be in love, but I feel like it's being comfortable. It's almost like having a best friend. It's a beautiful …

- Ashton Irwin

If you know someone with a talent and a dream, support them just the way you would want to be supported

- Ashton Irwin

Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video

- Ashton Irwin

I am allergic to cats, the cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small fury human.

- Ashton Irwin