I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I'm actually going to do the best I can. That said, you want to do the best you can while remaining who you are.
America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period. - Christian Finnegan
America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.
- Christian Finnegan
If I could go back and talk to the me who was just starting to do comedy, I would have told myself to relax and not worry about things happening righ… - Christian Finnegan
If I could go back and talk to the me who was just starting to do comedy, I would have told myself to relax and not worry about things happening righ…
The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people. - Christian Finnegan
The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.
People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's … - Christian Finnegan
People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's …
You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context. - Christian Finnegan
You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.
Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges. - Christian Finnegan
Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.
Of course, the world is different now. There's a glut of comedians with specials, so it's just not possible to make an impact the way Bill Cosby: Him… - Christian Finnegan
Of course, the world is different now. There's a glut of comedians with specials, so it's just not possible to make an impact the way Bill Cosby: Him…
What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn't get people out of their beds to come help you? So if I ever have a car alarm - if I ever have a car - … - Christian Finnegan
What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn't get people out of their beds to come help you? So if I ever have a car alarm - if I ever have a car - …
If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda. - Christian Finnegan
If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.
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