One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.

I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.