The reason why borrowed books are seldom returned, is that it is easier to retain books themselves than what is inside of them.

- Gilles Menage

Medicine may be defined as the art or the science of keeping a patient quiet with frivolous reasons for his illness and amusing him with remedies goo…

- Gilles Menage

A mild attack of apoplexy may be called death's retaining fee.

- Gilles Menage