The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing. - Yakov Smirnoff
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
- Yakov Smirnoff
Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it. - Yakov Smirnoff
Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants… - Yakov Smirnoff
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants…
In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job! - Yakov Smirnoff
In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you! - Yakov Smirnoff
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel O… - Yakov Smirnoff
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel O…
In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland. - Yakov Smirnoff
In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.
Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds. - Yakov Smirnoff
Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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