The reason we all need a mutton alert, which needs constant testing, like smoke alarms, is because there is really no such thing as age-appropriate dressing any longer, as I know because my wardrobe is interchangeable with my daughter's.
Being blonde, for me, means never having to say: 'I'll have the honey-striped half-head of highlights for £200,' to a bored colourist in a Mayfair sa… - Rachel Johnson
Being blonde, for me, means never having to say: 'I'll have the honey-striped half-head of highlights for £200,' to a bored colourist in a Mayfair sa…
- Rachel Johnson
It's very hard to self-motivate without someone standing over you snarling, ready to hurl the chalk at your head at the slightest slackening. - Rachel Johnson
It's very hard to self-motivate without someone standing over you snarling, ready to hurl the chalk at your head at the slightest slackening.
I do not think that having children - I have three teenagers - keeps you young. The reverse. It thrusts you into a full-frontal confrontation with yo… - Rachel Johnson
I do not think that having children - I have three teenagers - keeps you young. The reverse. It thrusts you into a full-frontal confrontation with yo…
Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a… - Rachel Johnson
Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a…
English people are famous for never speaking out but only saying what they really feel about you behind your back. Americans believe the shortest dis… - Rachel Johnson
English people are famous for never speaking out but only saying what they really feel about you behind your back. Americans believe the shortest dis…
I talk to bankers, distributors, marketing people. I used to sit at home in my tracksuit bottoms, and the real excitement of my day would be going ou… - Rachel Johnson
I talk to bankers, distributors, marketing people. I used to sit at home in my tracksuit bottoms, and the real excitement of my day would be going ou…
If there's anything worse than being 16, it's having parents visibly reliving their own teenage years in your anguished presence. - Rachel Johnson
If there's anything worse than being 16, it's having parents visibly reliving their own teenage years in your anguished presence.
Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing. - Rachel Johnson
Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing.
I'm worried about looking like a bad person when, in fact, I try to be a good person. I don't like the public image that I've been dressed with and i… - Rachel Johnson
I'm worried about looking like a bad person when, in fact, I try to be a good person. I don't like the public image that I've been dressed with and i…
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