A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled! - Dennis Miller
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!
- Dennis Miller
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. - Dennis Miller
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error. - Dennis Miller
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. - Dennis Miller
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it. - Dennis Miller
Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle. - Dennis Miller
The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.
Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller
Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
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