Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.

Rodney Dangerfield's Popular Quotes

Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

- Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.

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A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, "Man, I wish I had your willpower.

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I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.

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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

- Rodney Dangerfield