Even somebody like Bill Clinton, who I happen to admire very much, the second he was out of office, I remember, he was interview in Rolling Stone and…

- Bill Maher

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

- Bill Maher

In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.

- Bill Maher

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

- Bill Maher

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight.

- Bill Maher

At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.

- Bill Maher

So when I say we had been the cowards, yes, that's what I meant, we as a society. And that's everybody, including myself. I had been screaming about …

- Bill Maher

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

- Bill Maher

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I Agree'.

- Bill Maher