Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.
I will omit but I will not distort. - Cleveland Amory
I will omit but I will not distort.
- Cleveland Amory
It suddenly dawned on me one day, when I was reading in the paper about a woman wrestler, that being a curmudgeon was the last thing in the world tha… - Cleveland Amory
It suddenly dawned on me one day, when I was reading in the paper about a woman wrestler, that being a curmudgeon was the last thing in the world tha…
Unlike some people who have experienced the loss of an animal, I did not believe, even for a moment, that I would never get another. I did know full … - Cleveland Amory
Unlike some people who have experienced the loss of an animal, I did not believe, even for a moment, that I would never get another. I did know full …
I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I … - Cleveland Amory
I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I …
I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and… - Cleveland Amory
I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and…
I told the good Father that if he and I were going in the future to some wonderful Elysian Field and the animals were not going to go anywhere, that … - Cleveland Amory
I told the good Father that if he and I were going in the future to some wonderful Elysian Field and the animals were not going to go anywhere, that …
...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping. - Cleveland Amory
...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.
Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat. - Cleveland Amory
Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.
What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind. - Cleveland Amory
What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.
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