I don't care what your religion is, as long as it doesn't chastise anybody that's not part of it.

- Jon Gries

I am a closet metal fan.

- Jon Gries

I don't always want to play the wacky, crazy parts. I love having the opportunity to play a regular person in an irregular situation in a very realis…

- Jon Gries

If we descended from space aliens, that's just as viable as Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, as far as I'm concerned.

- Jon Gries

Actually, it seems like every time I'm about to pack it in, that's when I get a job.

- Jon Gries

It's great to be paid, but it's better to do something original that's going to be memorable.

- Jon Gries