Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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Remember, FDA employees are serious about fear. We pay these people to panic about an iota of rodent hair in our chili, even when the recipe calls for it. FDA employees are first-class agonizers, world champions at losing sleep. When Meryl Streep got hysterical about Alar, they actually checked the apples instead of Meryl's head.

P. J. O'Rourke's Popular Quotes

Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Most of the people who have grabbed hold of climate change and greenhouse gases, pollution, oil dependency - they have another motive, and their moti…

- P. J. O'Rourke

When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Last year, on a long car trip, I was listening to Rush Limbaugh shout. I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him. I…

- P. J. O'Rourke

In the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election

- P. J. O'Rourke

If we're free to do what we want, why does government always have a plan for us?

- P. J. O'Rourke

Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Politicians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

- P. J. O'Rourke