The reson I don't own a cell phone is I like making plans and being free and being normal, the way everyone was back in the 80's. Kill your cell phon…

- Brent Weinbach

I do make a concscious effort to be genuine among other comedians. If I write something or try something that doesn't feel like me, I stop doing it.

- Brent Weinbach

There is no difference between alternative and traditional club comedy. People think there's a difference, but I don't think so. It's like gay men ve…

- Brent Weinbach

To me, success is when you can walk into Ralph's and buy anything you want. Ultimate success, however, is when Ralph can walk into you and buy anythi…

- Brent Weinbach