Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.

You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.