I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

- Ronnie Barker

If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.

- Ronnie Barker

To me singing is a joy. Choral singing is a delight. Welsh Choral singing is more than a delight. The Treorchy Male Choir is the best in choral singi…

- Ronnie Barker

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

- Ronnie Barker

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

- Ronnie Barker

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the best job in the world.

- Ronnie Barker

It's better to make people laugh than cry.

- Ronnie Barker