If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?

- Nick Offerman

Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.

- Nick Offerman

Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer.

- Nick Offerman

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

- Nick Offerman

We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air freshener…

- Nick Offerman

If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reas…

- Nick Offerman

Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.

- Nick Offerman

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

- Nick Offerman

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

- Nick Offerman