Mondays are just like Sam from Clarissa Explains it All. They just show up through the damn window whenever the hell they feel like it.

- Shannon Woodward

When you have parents who are a little out of their minds, somebody has to take responsibility.

- Shannon Woodward

[Raising Hope] is a weird show about weird little humans who love each other.

- Shannon Woodward

I know Roomba is a vacuum... But, whenever it's mentioned, my instinct is to be excited about a new fun party game involving rhythm and friends!

- Shannon Woodward

Being a family in general is a comedy of errors.

- Shannon Woodward