Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
- Ralphie May
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support. - Ralphie May
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.
My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be … - Ralphie May
My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be …
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude. - Ralphie May
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you. - Ralphie May
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles. - Ralphie May
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.
As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad. - Ralphie May
As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.
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