Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude. - Ralphie May
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
- Ralphie May
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support. - Ralphie May
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.
Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you. - Ralphie May
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles. - Ralphie May
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.
As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad. - Ralphie May
As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.
My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be … - Ralphie May
My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be …
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