Playing rugby at school I once fell on a loose ball and, through ignorance and fear, held on despite a fierce pummelling. After that it took me months to convince my team-mates I was a coward.
One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it. - Peter Cook
One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.
- Peter Cook
All in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what's more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do … - Peter Cook
All in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what's more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do …
I've had some wonderful ideas for getting the dominating going. I've got some extremely subtle advertising slogans that should get the public behind … - Peter Cook
I've had some wonderful ideas for getting the dominating going. I've got some extremely subtle advertising slogans that should get the public behind …
As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are. - Peter Cook
As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.
The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room. - Peter Cook
The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.
Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very… - Peter Cook
Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very…
I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it. - Peter Cook
I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.
I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again. - Peter Cook
I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.
Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie. - Peter Cook
Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.
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