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As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps and Uncle James's letter about Cousin Mabel's peculiar behaviour is being shot round the family circle ('Please read this carefully and send it on Jane') the clan has a tendency to ignore me. It's one of the advantages I get from being a bachelor - and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.

P. G. Wodehouse's Popular Quotes

It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you.

- P. G. Wodehouse

New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed.

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An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.

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I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me.

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One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time bei…

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As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to gi…

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One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth.

- P. G. Wodehouse

Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.

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I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves

- P. G. Wodehouse