I think being compassionate of each other's lives and issues is nonnegotiable when it comes to friendships. We're all going through different stages …

- Abbi Jacobson

I think that Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs, like, a pump-up. And I think Jock Jams is a classic pump-up. Like before she starts working, she needs that.

- Abbi Jacobson

Women right now, we can't make mediocre [stuff]. Men can and do make tons of mediocre stuff, but I feel like women.

- Abbi Jacobson

I used to not be into the fancy ones. I used to eat goo balls all the time.

- Abbi Jacobson

Comedy can simultaneously allow you to dive headfirst into the world's pain and escape it.

- Abbi Jacobson

Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason.

- Abbi Jacobson

Every show that comes out that's female driven is compared to the last female-driven show, as if it's taking over.

- Abbi Jacobson