For your own safety, do not ever tell an astrophysicist, I hope all your stars are twinkling.
Interpretation
This quote humorously warns against using a clichéd phrase with astrophysicists who might take it literally.
Neil Degrasse Tyson's quote cleverly plays on the common expression 'I hope all your stars are twinkling', suggesting that such a phrase could be met with a scientific interpretation, undermining its intent as a friendly sentiment. It illustrates how humor can stem from the intersection of casual language and scientific precision, reminding us to be mindful of context when communicating.
In practice
During a science-themed dinner party, to lighten the mood when discussing space.
The problem is that many people operate on the assumption that NASA should go to Congress every year with hat in hand and justify it every year. Well, I see it as the greatest economic driver that there ever was. Economic drivers don't need justification.
The press still thinks [global warming] is controversial. So they find the 1% of the scientists and put them up as if they're 50% of the research results. You in the public would have no idea that this is basically a done deal and that we're on to other problems, because the journalists are trying to give it a 50/50 story. It's not a 50/50 story. It's not. Period.
As a scientist, I want to go to Mars and back to asteroids and the Moon because I'm a scientist. But I can tell you, I'm not so naive a scientist to think that the nation might not have geopolitical reasons for going into space.
In just one year, the expenditure of of the U.S.'s military budget is equivalent to the entire 50-year running budget of NASA combined.
One of my great laments is that education today seems to have... be less about passion and more about process, more about tactic or technique.
Lots of people think, well, we're humans; we're the most intelligent and accomplished species; we're in charge. Bacteria may have a different outlook: more bacteria live and work in one linear centimeter of your lower colon than all the humans who have ever lived. That's what's going on in your digestive tract right now. Are we in charge, or are we simply hosts for bacteria? It all depends on your outlook.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious.
As good luck would have it, comes in one Mistress Page, gives intelligence of Ford's approach, and in her invention, and Ford's wife's distraction, they conveyed me into a buck-basket.
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