Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.
I'm not a disciplined writer. - Janeane Garofalo
I'm not a disciplined writer.
- Janeane Garofalo
I'm grateful for any opportunity to act. - Janeane Garofalo
I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.
I wound up getting a lot of other opportunities in the nineties, and then sort of as quickly as it started, it just as quickly ended around 2001. And… - Janeane Garofalo
I wound up getting a lot of other opportunities in the nineties, and then sort of as quickly as it started, it just as quickly ended around 2001. And…
It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about. - Janeane Garofalo
It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. - Janeane Garofalo
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much. - Janeane Garofalo
I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking. - Janeane Garofalo
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.' - Janeane Garofalo
You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'
Rejection kills, disappointment only maims. - Janeane Garofalo
Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.
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