Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?
We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong. - Spike Milligan
We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.
- Spike Milligan
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! - Spike Milligan
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard. - Spike Milligan
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light - Spike Milligan
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. - Spike Milligan
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? - Spike Milligan
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States. - Spike Milligan
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart. - Spike Milligan
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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