Saint George killed the last dragon, and he was called a hero for it. I've never seen a dragon, and I wish he would have left at least one. Saint Patrick made a name for himself by running the snakes out of Ireland, leaving the place vulnerable to rodent infestation. This business of making saints out of men who exterminate their fellow creatures has got to stop. All I'm saying is, it's starting to get a little lonely up here at the top of the food chain.
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. - A. Whitney Brown
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
- A. Whitney Brown
The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it … - A. Whitney Brown
The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it …
Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden apparatus by … - A. Whitney Brown
Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden apparatus by …
The past actually happened. History is what someone took the time to write down. - A. Whitney Brown
The past actually happened. History is what someone took the time to write down.
Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing. - A. Whitney Brown
Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.
Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books. - A. Whitney Brown
Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a law… - A. Whitney Brown
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a law…
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. - A. Whitney Brown
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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