It was more like an abortion than music, but he got a wildly enthusiastic response from the crowd. Well, we're all pro-choice out here in Hillmont, a…

- Frank Portman

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.

- Frank Portman

I was starting to realize the extent of the problem here: everyone is always lying to each other, and even when they're trying to tell the truth, it …

- Frank Portman

Sam Hellerman is a genius!

- Frank Portman

Jane Gallagher had wanted to know what time it was, but for some reason Holden Caulfield hadn't wanted Stradlater to tell her. When Stradlater refuse…

- Frank Portman

Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.

- Frank Portman

D and D: a role-playing game played only by very cool guys.

- Frank Portman

High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.

- Frank Portman

Girls have all the same parts, basically, and so much of how they look depends on the attitude, expectations, and obsessions of those who are looking…

- Frank Portman