Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
I've never had any complaints yet! - George S. Kaufman
I've never had any complaints yet!
- George S. Kaufman
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. - George S. Kaufman
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. - George S. Kaufman
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. - George S. Kaufman
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause! - George S. Kaufman
You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!
Satire is what closes on Saturday night. - George S. Kaufman
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. - George S. Kaufman
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
Lawyers-they get together all day and say to each other, "What can we postpone next?" The only thing they don't postpone, of course, is their bill, w… - George S. Kaufman
Lawyers-they get together all day and say to each other, "What can we postpone next?" The only thing they don't postpone, of course, is their bill, w…
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. - George S. Kaufman
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
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