On Saturday morning, one of the two teams still unbeaten in the Premiership occupied a modest seventh place. It is an illustration of the relentless …

- Pete Gill

Mauricio Pellegrino has the pace of a tricycle with a flat tyre ridden by Luciano Pavarotti, and the turning speed of an oil tanker with its anchor s…

- Pete Gill

A distinctly ordinary player of extraordinary dirtiness.

- Pete Gill

Arsenal's never-improving injury list increasingly attracts curiosity rather than sympathy.

- Pete Gill

But before Derby go, would they mind telling the rest of the Premier League - the league which it has debased with its pathetically-inadequate presen…

- Pete Gill

In a bygone era, penalty-takers would put their laces through the ball and threaten to put a permanent bulge in the netting. For reasons that remain …

- Pete Gill

It is a certainty that Keegan would not have agreed to return unless Mike Ashley had committed to sanctioning a mammoth spending spree. The downside,…

- Pete Gill

In comparison to the emotionally-charged axing of a striker, Ruud van Nistelrooy, who averaged 30 goals a season, even the sale of David Beckham for,…

- Pete Gill

In a manner akin to the influence of Tiger Woods on the other side of the Atlantic, Thierry Henry has helped kick down a few of the remaining bigoted…

- Pete Gill